Wednesday, June 3, 2009

SALE

Inspired by my brother in law Eric, I feel it my duty to help stimulate the economy. Since I probably won't get a tax credit from president Obama (you cheap bastard), I've decided to start cleaning out the house. So get your very own BATMAN "the cat" at the incredibly low price of $500. Act now and I'll even throw in 200 feet of scrapbooking ribbon absolutely free (we have tons of ribbon). BATMAN is fixed and promises to not listen to you when called. Any takers are welcome and if you call to inquire about BATMAN and Laura answers the phone, just pretend that you want to buy my bobblehead toy BATMAN figure.